White coat. Heels.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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