I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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