EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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