whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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