he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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