What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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