Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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