U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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