Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Your cock deserves a montage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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