That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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