So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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