It's Friday. Sex?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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