is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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