I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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