He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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