Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This is classic penis vs brain.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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