please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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