I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It's official drugs can't kill me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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