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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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