drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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