If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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