Whod you bang
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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