So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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