no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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