she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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