sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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