Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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