I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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