I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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