There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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