i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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