In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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