im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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