How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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