is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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