She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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