there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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