so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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