talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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