it hurts more in the daytime
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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