So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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