sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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