Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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