I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I know her cup size but not her name....
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