birth control should be required to get into college
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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