I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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