Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
