I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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