I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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