Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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