they need to just BURY HIM!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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