her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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