ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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