i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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