I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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