So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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