no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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