And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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