we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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