Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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